It’s an embarrassing thought to think of a friend, family member or cleaner accidentally coming across your sex toy stash. We should not feel ashamed for enjoying sex toys, but most of us would still prefer to keep them private. We’re looking at how to hide your sex toys so you can find a better, safer hideout for your sex toys than under your mattress.
Clean Your Toys First
Before thinking of a perfect hiding spot for your toys, it is really important that you clean them first. Whether you use soap and water, a toy cleaner or you’re boiling them, clean and dry them properly. Once dry, store your toy in the bag it came in. If you didn’t get a bag from the manufacturer, you can buy specific toy bags that keep your toys clean and ready for action.
Hide in Plain Sight
Sometimes the safest hiding spots are the ones in plain sight. Some toys, like the Lipstick Vibrator, play into this by looking like an everyday object but with secret hidden powers! There are other discreet toy options, like glass sex toys that have an artistic look and could easily be disguised as something else. Create a pretend use or a backstory for it and blag.
The Obvious Hiding Spots
So often, the most obvious hiding spots are overlooked. If you have kids, roommates or friends that snoop around, then avoid the obvious spots. If you don’t need to worry that much about others, then obvious spots are perfect. Bedside tables, sock or underwear drawers or the wardrobe are great hiding spots. If you want to hide them under your bed, we suggest storing them in a box or bag to keep dust away.
Creative Hiding Spots
If your sex toys need to be totally covert, you may need to get creative. Your wardrobe holds a thousand hiding spots; inside jacket pockets, behind drawers, inside shoes or shoe boxes or even suitcases. Is there a loose floorboard in your room, or a loft hatch? Sports gear bags can be great hiding places as people will rarely get sports gear out indoors. Wherever you hide them, make sure your toys are covered first.
Your love for your sex toys is perfectly healthy but some things are better kept “under wraps”. Having your sex toys hidden away safely gives you peace of mind. Just make sure you keep your favourite toys nearby so they’re always there when you need them most.
Naughty Butt Nice stock a range of sex toys for men, women and both. Our expert team are on hand 24/7 to help with any questions, or to provide advice for the right toy for you or how to hide it so get in touch and we’ll be happy to help.
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